The Ramblings of a Raving Lunatic: Me! #3 by RappleBoken, literature
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The Ramblings of a Raving Lunatic: Me! #3
A Worthy Answer
I like cheese.
Do you like cheese?
Of course, cheese is wonderful!
Yes, yes, but now the real question:
Does cheese like you?
Hmm, that is a good question... Let me see.
Does cheese like me? Does cheese like me?
A fine question, indeed.
Yes, but what is the answer?
Right, the answer... Of course! Of course.
Judging by my previous assumption and statement;
'cheese is wonderful'
Cheese would have to like me, or my assumption and statement would be false.
And if it is false, what can we base our logic on?
Logic itself would not exist, fact would not exist, we would not exist.
Hmm, a frightening reality, forsooth.
The Ramblings of a Raving Lunatic: Me! #2 by RappleBoken, literature
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The Ramblings of a Raving Lunatic: Me! #2
Smells That I Enjoy
Ah, this world is full, absolutely full of smells that set the nose afire!
Here is a list of the smells that I enjoy or at least don't mind.
Chainsaw exhaust.
Fresh cuts would.
Gasoline.
When you cut into dead diamond willow.
The smell that you get when you leave a car closed during the summer and then open it.
Household cleaners; soaps and such.
Spruce trees.
wood smoke.
Fresh cut grass.
Children's modeling clay.
Carrots.
Snow, if it has a smell.
Lots of fruits.
Gasoline.
Goat milk.
Morning dew in forest.
Old stumps of trees.
Gasoline.
Brown sugar.
Computers.
Did I say gasoline yet?
And as the grea
The ramblings of a Raving Lunatic: Me! by RappleBoken, literature
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The ramblings of a Raving Lunatic: Me!
American Food
There is two ways to eat; one is healthy, and the other is American--then again, I have never eaten an American, so I would not know.
"It's American as apple pie."
Have you ever heard that phrase before? Probably. Just like hamburgers and hotdogs, of course.
Well, think again. Hamburgers; it is my educated guess that they originated in Hamburg, Germany; Germany being famous for it's ground meats and such.
And what about hotdogs, alias frankfurters; of course originating in Frankfurt, Germany; again, being famous for ground meats, such as hotdogs and sausages etc.
And now, back to apple pie; a pie is nothing but a pastry
The Ramblings of a Raving Lunatic: Me! #3 by RappleBoken, literature
Literature
The Ramblings of a Raving Lunatic: Me! #3
A Worthy Answer
I like cheese.
Do you like cheese?
Of course, cheese is wonderful!
Yes, yes, but now the real question:
Does cheese like you?
Hmm, that is a good question... Let me see.
Does cheese like me? Does cheese like me?
A fine question, indeed.
Yes, but what is the answer?
Right, the answer... Of course! Of course.
Judging by my previous assumption and statement;
'cheese is wonderful'
Cheese would have to like me, or my assumption and statement would be false.
And if it is false, what can we base our logic on?
Logic itself would not exist, fact would not exist, we would not exist.
Hmm, a frightening reality, forsooth.
The Ramblings of a Raving Lunatic: Me! #2 by RappleBoken, literature
Literature
The Ramblings of a Raving Lunatic: Me! #2
Smells That I Enjoy
Ah, this world is full, absolutely full of smells that set the nose afire!
Here is a list of the smells that I enjoy or at least don't mind.
Chainsaw exhaust.
Fresh cuts would.
Gasoline.
When you cut into dead diamond willow.
The smell that you get when you leave a car closed during the summer and then open it.
Household cleaners; soaps and such.
Spruce trees.
wood smoke.
Fresh cut grass.
Children's modeling clay.
Carrots.
Snow, if it has a smell.
Lots of fruits.
Gasoline.
Goat milk.
Morning dew in forest.
Old stumps of trees.
Gasoline.
Brown sugar.
Computers.
Did I say gasoline yet?
And as the grea